You only turn 37 once! What better way to celebrate than on a cruise ship? Show off your birthday pride and love for cruising with this fun tee! Perfect for group celebrations at sea!
Sun or moon? Why not both? The first solar eclipse in nearly 100 years is here on August 21, 2017! Show off your eclipse game with this striking tee or purchase it for someone who loves meteorology!
Trump hair? Don’t care. When you’re rich, you can have whatever haircut you want. When you’re president, you can be your own secretary of hair. Show off your carefree attitude with this clever tee or purchase it for your favorite Trump fan (or enemy).
Regardless of what you think about America’s greatness, everyone knows Britain is the world’s original great country. So let’s prove it! Show off Britain’s greatness with this proper tee! Or purchase it for your favorite mate across the pond!
Cheers to the summer! If your favorite summer drink is rose, then you’ll want to get this tee. It’s great for a relaxing summer day with friends. Show off your love for summer wine and rose with this stylish shirt. Makes a great gift for the wine lover in your life.
Stock up on your sparklers and celebrate freedom with a bang this summer! You don’t want to run out! Show off your American pride and spirit with this sparkling tee. It’s great for holiday events and makes a perfect funny shirt for kids!
What’s better than a freak in the sheets? A freak in the spreadsheets! Show off your number crunching skills with this tee or purchase it for your favorite spreadsheet guru! Makes a great gift for analysts, accountants, and financial professionals.
Do you love vacations and travel? Can’t finish your current vacation without planning the next one? Be right back! We’ve got just the shirt for you. Show off your love for time off with this relaxing tee or purchase it for your favorite chronic trip planner!
Are you a lover and a modeler? The best assesser of love risk? Then you are a LOVE actuary! Show off your actuarial prowess with this tee or purchase it for your favorite actuarial lover! Makes a great gift for your special someone!
Brunch isn’t just another meal. It’s a bloody ritual! As brunch king, you don’t just eat brunch. You defend its honor! Show off your majestic mastery of breakfast, lunch, and booze with this tee or purchase it for the divine leader of your brunch squad.
Summer is officially here! Celebrate freedom like a Sloss with this Sloss of July shirt. Show off your American pride and spirit with this slossome tee. It’s great for family reunions and events!
Are you an actuary and a proud dad? Manager of risk and children? Show off your actuarial prowess with this tee or purchase it for your favorite actuarial dad! Makes a great gift for Father’s Day!
Are you a dentist and a proud dad? Protector of teeth and children? Show off your dental prowess with this tee or purchase it for your favorite dental dad! Makes a great gift for Father’s Day!
The man. The myth. The legend? Or, the DAD. The Myth. The Legend! Show off your awesome dad with this legendary tee. Makes a great gift for dad or a perfect Father’s Day gift!
Does your mom even lift? This one does! Show off your fitness game with this tee or purchase it for your favorite mom who lifts! Makes a great gift for Mother’s Day!
Do you love math and being right? Share your love for geometry and right angles with this clever tee or purchase it for your favorite numbers person and math lover in your life! Makes a great gift for teachers!
Adulting is hard! In fact, if you’re a parent, being an adult is a full-time job: Eat. Sleep. Adult. Repeat! Treat yourself to this tee or purchase it for a busy parent! Makes a great gift for mom or dad!